#shut up seth
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Inuyasha should have had a tail tbh. would've been fantastic
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Just this still makes me happier than anyone can imagine
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me to your rona:
I've got the rona again...
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If Seth had issues with Kevin imagine the shit that would happen if Riko and he had a conversation.
Riko opens his mouth and Seth throws a punch.
#shut up capt#aftg#i need to see them fight but riko has no weapons on him so he just gets pummeled#seth gordon#riko moriyama
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my humble contribution to the zzz fandom
heres the full image if u guys want it btw
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wait like.
what do you mean the main female lead in nobody wants this is an avoidant personality, sex positive, commitment issue having woman with a strained relationship with her religion??
and we share the same name.
maybe i should watch it then
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told one of my friends about Fablehaven/Dragonwatch today and I was like “but don’t read it tho” So they were like “what’s wrong with it?”
(Now they often read books that make you wanna throw them across the room, so they’re used to that sort of thing) And I was like “Do you want me to start with the first book?” long story short I think I traumatized them
#fablehaven#dragonwatch#fhdw#Things I brought up:#Ruth being a chicken and the family eating her eggs#Ruth turning back into a human without the proper attire#Seth turning into a half walrus half human thing and then it’s never brought up again#Seth aging unnaturally until the fairy frees him and it’s never brought up again#The massages given to Nero#Which isn’t as bad but still#The milk scene 💀#The fact that kendra and seth drank milk STRAIGHT FROM THE BUCKET#Which would be EXTREMELY HOT and have a lot of bacteria#Seth and Kendra getting traumatized on the festival night which is rarely ever brought up again#Some other things I probably forgot#i’ll shut up now
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#judgmental bitches
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Lana : *puts a sticker on Colin's leg (She thought it was a bandages)* I fix >:3!!
LaLa : *trying not to laugh* L-Lana.. Pfft.. I don't think that will a leg.. Let alone of out creations..
Seth: I'm at work, what are you doing here??
Seth: It looks like you have some kind of fever but I'm not sure.
Colin: what.
#dhmis#dtiky#dhmis colin#dhmis seth the stethoscope#dhmis oc#dont hug me i'm scared#shut up Seth I'm your dad /silly
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as raw is on and as i wear my cm punk shirt to manifest, im weirdly and delusionally hoping cm punk is that 5th member for war games for the og bloodline bc hear me out....
we all know punk was a paul heyman guy and what if paul heyman answers last minute to say "maybe i csnt fight but i have someone who can" and then when the og bloodline comes out and everyones like "?? whos the 5th???" CM PUNK'S MUSIC DROPS. itll be a parallel to how he returned after 10 years at last year's survivour series and then it would kind of make sense bc when the shield first came out, it was during a cm punk match and everyone though the shield was helping cm punk for awhile so roman HAS some kind of affiliation with cm punk and then cm punk is already friends/besties with jey so he would be like helping him n stuff too! plus what if cm punk starts beefing with bronson somehow and seth gets all jealous bc we already know abt how insane seth n punk are so....
#yeah imma shut up now it's probably gonna be seth changing his mind and joining#but i just need cm punk back asap....#this is a delusion yap mb 👅👅#IF IT IS SETH THO MY HEART WOULD START SMILING AND GIGGLING AND KCIKING MY FEET LIKE YESS MY BOYS !!!#wwe#wwe lb#monday night raw#wwe monday night raw#punkoween yaps
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jesus fucking christ these boops are relentless
but I am equal to the challenge
The Boopening Cometh
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sephiroth in a handlebar mustache and thick glasses: hello young man i would like to engage your mercenary services
cloud: sephiroth what the hell are you doing
sephiroth: sephiroth? who is sephiroth? i am simply an average pathetic human weakling like the rest of you
cloud: oh yeah? what's your name?
sephiroth: seth…roth
cloud: that is the stupidest fake name and disguise ever. what are you, six years old?
sephiroth appears behind cloud in his sparkly villain smoke: there you are little puppet…bring me the black mat—who is this guy? are you cheating on me with other extremely handsome men??
#ff7 rebirth#ff7#final fantasy 7#sephiroth#seth roth#cloud strife#final fantasy vii#i'm hilarious shut up
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Mark, after coming back to visit Eliwood: hey man how's life
Eliwood: oh fantastic, hey, here's my son. say hi, Elroy
smol child: bah!
Mark, pinching the bridge of their nose: oh my fucking god
@echobows reminded me that Elroy is a legitimate name so now I'm just headcanoning
Eliwood: Mark I know you're leaving before my wife will give birth but rn can you name my firstborn child?
Mark: "Roy" sounds cool
Eliwood: sweet thanks
Eliwood a few months later: -puts "Elroy" on the birth certificate-
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Kevin/Seth is such a ship that found me in a rarepair fic and it grabbed me the collar and forced me to read it.
Anyway here is some Kevseth headcanons because I can:
Seth lives and plans to make Kevin's life even more of a hell on court than it was before. Enough that Wymack does have to step in and tell them to settle their differences or there were going to be consequences. Kevin is reluctant to be civil and Seth doesn't want to lose his scholarship or prevent himself from getting another one. (Seth still has grad school ahead of him)
So the series of events that lead to them getting together is just them accidentally being alone together -> purposely being alone together after realizing that the other isn't Just an Asshole (ofc they don't tell the other its on purpose) -> A fight that leads to a kiss and the rest is history
They pinch each other and hit each other's arms when the other is being a dick. Depending on the damage done dictates how much it'll hurt (but they wouldn't ever draw blood or try to bruise the other)
When the others find out everyone is shocked except for Aaron. Mostly because he couldn't care less
Matt and Dan call them "The 2nd Cutest Couple" just to piss them off ("We aren't cute, Seth." "You're right, we're the cutEST, fuck you Matt." "Seth--")
Kevin calls Seth "Bryan" once as a joke and they don't talk for a couple days
Kevin can't sleep on his back when Seth is with him because he will just snore, so Seth has to hold him to make sure he doesn't roll over (he says its just so he can "Get some goddamn shutteye"... sure buddy)
Kevin makes an effort to become more knowledgeable on addiction for Seth, but also to understand the other addicts on the team. It makes his relationship with people like Aaron and Matt better as a consequence
Seth might not be as into Exy as Kevin but they do sit down and watch games together. While Kevin is analyzing strategy and players' tactics--Seth is yelling at the TV (he'd just seem like the type even if its a Baking Show or whatever)
Kevin, being involved with Seth, means he becomes better friends with Allison. (Seth & Allison here just remain very good friends that keep in touch beyond graduation) Which means Allison sometimes buys him clothes she makes Sure he wears and Kevin kind of has no choice (Kevin thinks that maybe making friends with Allison has been one of the best calls he has made in his life)
As Seth learns to be more open and less temperamental, they both end up saying lovey-dovey shit that embarrasses both of them. Seth once said "I love your smile" and Kevin had to leave the room cause he felt like he was dying
Not to say they aren't rough around the edges, a couple fights had to be taken to Dobson's office because one or the other feared that something would end them.
Dobson is never their first choice though, Seth goes to Matt for Advice and Kevin goes to Neil (finds out that is a bad idea) and then goes to Allison.
Their first big fight surrounds the area of Seth's insecurities that we see in TFC and Kevin's large ego when it comes to Exy. It led to angry sex, but lingering resentments that Kevin knew had to be resolved after ranting to Wymack (who told him to stop whining and apologize). Which resulted in a very awkward apology conversation
After a bit they get a hang of how to handle arguments but they are rocky in the first year or so of their relationship
Seth figures out Kevin's strange relationship to food and tries to cook (and fails) to make meals more tolerable. Kevin tries to be grateful but he ends up insulting the food anyway
Whenever Seth comes along to Eden's the rest of the Monsters wake up to find Kevin & Seth in the strangest positions asleep on the couch the morning after
Adding onto Seth coming to Eden's he pulls Kevin onto the dance floor and they always end up making out in the corner or in the bathroom
Seth wears Kevin's clothes but refuses to wear the USC Hoodie Kevin has.
Seth kissing Kevin's tattoo and sarcastically saying "Your Highness" whenever he does
#shut up capt#callum rumbles#aftg#aftg headcanon#i cant tell if this was anything or just me rambling#i have more thoughts on them but it got away from me--tell me if you want more!#kevseth#kevin day#seth gordon#seth gordon lives#mentioned:#allison reynolds#matt boyd#aaron minyard
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So... decisions were made
@ayeeitsali
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"This is our moment, and this is our time. I'm with him on this one."
#sethcody#wrestling soulmates#seth wwe#cody wwe#nightmare cody#I'm never going to be able to shut up about them sorry
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